hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best
Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.
#okay so i have a story#i went to this writing camp in the summer before my sophomore year of high school and there i met this girl#i don’t remember her name it was something like becky or becca but whatever#she we’re in the theater of the campus and we’re deciding as a group what movie to watch#and somebody says harry potter and she rolls her eyes#and we’re like what you don’t like harry potter#and she’s like no i do#it’s just that i’ve seen it so many times#and we’re like yeah well us too#and she’s like no you don’t understand#my mom dated tim burton in college#and a few years ago we ran into him at the store and he invited us over for dinner#so we went and helena bonham carter and tom felton were sitting in his living room like reading lines together#and so we all had dinner together#and so after that the girl went home and watched nothing but harry potter for about four years of her life#because she couldn’t get over the fact that she had been sitting in the same room as tom felton and helena bonham carter HAVING DINNER
THEY WERE RUNNING LINES!!!! I would die. I WOULD DIE